Description

Loser Simulator is a satirical, self-condescending life simulator about decision-making. Every function in Loser Simulator affects you in one way or another. The longer you live, the harder it becomes to survive.

• Slave away in your day to day activities to delay the inevitable suffering
• Pursue an education to foster relationships, get a degree, and make more money
• Get rich enough to win the game

Includes: 
• a partner system, filled with dates and depressing middle class lives
• go out clubbing locally, gamble in Las Vegas, or take trips around the world
• a full-fledged stock market system, complete with reports and analysis
• Respawn Tokens, for unprecedented reincarnation
• and more!

We all die, eventually. The question becomes, how long can you make it?