My lord, our lands are attacked!
Having been got out of naked women, accompanied with heart-rending servant’s shout, you harried up to an urgent audience with the King.
Congratulations! Now you are in the head of the castle, country and motherland defense. Let your victory be swift and absolute… Either at least do not deep-six us all.
It is not about your knowledge of the art of war (or your knowledge of anything else), you just thought it might be fun to shoot a bow at live targets.